Escape Goat.

Because when things go wrong, someone’s got to make a run for it. If you’ve ever confidently blamed the wrong animal, this one belongs in your wardrobe.

Clean fit. Wrong phrase. Zero responsibility.

Throw on the Escape Goat unisex tee and let the goat take the blame.

Product features

– 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort

– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

– Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphic

– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

– Do not iron

– Do not dryclean

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

– Tumble dry: low heat